Thursday, May 14, 2009


I've decided that I will eat a half bologna, white American cheese and miracle whip sandwich on wheat every day until I deliver. I normally hate sandwiches, but I'll add it into the rotation until I find something more interesting.

My sister somehow thinks I'm not as excited as I should be. I am excited! I just choose to play out this excitement by reading all pregnancy-related materials I can get my hands on. I also secretly don't want to be one of those people who talks about The Baby every.five.seconds.

Oh, and I will be taking a hard line against anyone inviting me to whine or commiserate about every pregnancy symptom. Its a pregnancy, people, not Ebola. Get your portable plastic garbage pail, your Tums, and keep it moving.

P.S. Just found our bologna (or any cold deli meat) is a pregnancy no-no. Unless its heated until steaming to kill any bacteria. Gross. Looks like its going to be cheese and avocado sandwiches from here on out.


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