That's an interesting little expression, isn't it? Its like the speaker is afraid to, or doesn't have time to, add in the required pronouns. Anyway, we haven't chatted in a while but I promise I wasn't just lounging around and eating cream puffs. Well, I have been doing those things, but that's not all I've been doing.
I figured it was high time to tell you - I've been growing a human in my rapidly expanding midsection. Its really been exciting. So exciting, in fact, that I've been exhausted from the other growing little human who likes to run, laugh, sort and collect miniature plastic animals, demand that you sit in a specific seat in a specific location in the house and throw tantrums if you refuse to comply with said demands.
I've missed you though. And now that its Spring, we can spend more time chatting about our careers - in the office and in the home, fun stuff to do outside in the warm weather and indoors, and of course, our growing humans, in utero and otherwise. I will also get the chance to ask you why you never properly warned me about the terrible twos.
Pass the regular strength Tylenol, please.